Spam, zeker in de e-mailvorm een bron van vermaak. Vandaag kregen we deze parel.
Dear sir/Madam,
I have sent you  this email  from Goma, Democratic Republic of Congo.
I am writing to inquire if your company can supply food (rice) to a war region.
We do not have cash money for payment, but we have raw gold for. exchange. We shall convey our gold to you first before your supply.
Please note that your help can save lives over here.
Regards,
David Moussavou
… @gmail.com
OLO! Seems legit.
Ik heb hier nog een aangebroken pakje Lassi toverrijst. Ik denk uit 1998, dus een goed jaar.
Beggars can’t be choosers. Dat goud komt eraan lijkt me
Misschien dat als we het netjes vragen ze ook wel ruwe diamanten hebben. Mijnen genoeg daar en het gaat tenslotte om het redden van levens.
Dear David,
I am a colonist at Catan.
I have grain and sheep and want to trade it for wood and bricks. If you have any of these are you willing to arrange an exchange?
Greetings,
Ploppo.
Dear mr. Ploppo,
I’m so happy to hear from you and your proposal sounds wonderful. Is Catan as nice a place as Goma? It must be when such nice people come from there. I can’t thank you enough for being so generous to save the hungry people from Goma. There’s one problem though. The only bricks I have, are ones I’ve been shitting worrying about the war. And the only wood I have is right here in my pants. Now, do you want my raw gold or not?
Best regards,
Colonel D. Moussavou
Dear General,
of course I stiill want to help you. Please send your gold to:
Retecool bunker
Attn. Ds. Ploppo
Rijksstraatweglaan 14
Rotterdam
I will send the grain and rice back to you.
ps In case nobody’s home at the bunker, please leave it next door at John and Willeke, who are always willing to receive our parcels.
God bless you,
Ds Ploppo
hardop spugen (wegens OLO)
Echt, TRANEN!